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继续娱乐，呵呵 WAITER
Thank you for calling Order-By-Number Chinese Restaurant, how can I help you?
CUSTOMER
Yeah, I would like to make a order for take-out.
WAITER
What would you like?
CUSTOMER
Order of Kung Pao Chicken.
WAITER
What number please?
CUSTOMER
Ah, number 7.
WAITER
Kung Pao Chicken, good good. Anything else?
CUSTOMER
Yeah, an order of Garlic Chicken.
WAITER
What number please?
CUSTOMER
You just? 12.
WAITER
10, 11, Garlic Chicken, good, good. I like Garlic Chicken, good. Anything else?
CUSTOMER
Yeah. Yeah and a Mongolian Beef.
WAITER
What number please?
CUSTOMER
Oh God, you just say? Alright, 5.
WAITER
2, 3, 4, 5. Mongolian Beef.
CUSTOMER
Mongolian Beef.
WAITER
Mongolian Beef, yes. Anything else?
CUSTOMER
Oh yeah sorry, I need that with no onions and no green onions.
WAITER
No onion, no green onion?
CUSTOMER
Yeah.
WAITER
I don't know. Cook, Chef do not like that. Its made the way it is. Chef don't like change.
CUSTOMER
Just no...its for my girlfriend. No onions, no green onions, we go thru this every week. No onions.
WAITER
No?
CUSTOMER
No onions, no green onions. That's it.
WAITER
I check, you hold on?
CUSTOMER
Could you? Thanks.
WAITER
Hold, hold on. (in perfect American accent) Yo, this guy wants no onions and green onions on the Mongolian Beef? Is that okay? Alright, fine. (In Chinese Accent) Hello.
CUSTOMER
What the fuck was that?
WAITER
What?
CUSTOMER
I heard you, you spoke perfect English. We do this shit every week.
WAITER
No. No. That's Mikey, delivery guy, he play, he play joke...
CUSTOMER
That was you!
WAITER
Ha ha ha. He play joke on you! Ha ha ha.
CUSTOMER
That's no funny.
WAITER
Chef say no onions no green onions, no problems. No problems. That's Mikey, delivery guy. He play joke on you. I sorry. I sorry.
CUSTOMER
Alright well that's not funny, you tell Mikey he's got to watch his mouth.
WAITER
Mikey, that's not funny. You ass, you ass. That's not funny. I sorry, I sorry. Okay.
CUSTOMER
Alright.
WAITER
Anything else?
CUSTOMER
No, oh wait, I'm sorry...also with that Mongolian Beef, no brown sauce. And instead of the brown sauce, add the Garlic Cream sauce.
WAITER
What?
CUSTOMER
Yeah, I know.
WAITER
No what?
CUSTOMER
No brown sauce, add the Garlic Cream sauce.
WAITER
That's alot of trouble.
CUSTOMER
Will you ask him?
WAITER
He might not make it.
CUSTOMER
He'll make it. Just ask him.
WAITER
I ask, you hold on. You hold on. I ask.
CUSTOMER
Alright, yeah, thanks.
WAITER
(in perfect American accent) This dude wants...he wants the Garlic Sauce now. I know I know, yeah it's every week. You know what, it doesn't matter. Fuck him. (in Chinese accent) Okay.
CUSTOMER
Son of a bitch! That was you!
WAITER
What?
CUSTOMER
That was you! I heard you.
WAITER
No.
CUSTOMER
No. No. This is such shit!
WAITER
No. No. I...It's Mikey. It's Mikey. You wrong.
CUSTOMER
That was not Mikey. That was you. I'm probably to come down there and whop some ass.
WAITER
You want to fight me! You fight me. I Bruce Lee cousin. You come down and fight me, I drop-kick you in the head. Come on! I fight you, I fight everybody. I fight your cousin, I fight your mother. Huh, Ha! I just want to work!
CUSTOMER
Alright! I don't want to fight. I just want my food.
WAITER
Okay. Okay.
CUSTOMER
Okay?
WAITER
Anything else?
CUSTOMER
Yeah, 2 cokes.
WAITER
What number please?
CUSTOMER
Son-of-a-bitch!
WAITER
What? What?
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发表于 2007-9-14 21:14:00
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